“The Night of 1,000 Feels”.

Okay I love Grimes and I love that video but can we agree that she is a terrible lip syncer?

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

One day, I’ll fly home in my google drone copter, inject my intake port with a revitalizing shot of Gatorade nanoparticles, check my wrist display to check in on my kids, who live in orbit around Venus, and plug my neckport into the entertainment box where Abram’s head, now attached to a synthetic body that shines…

this fuckin guy

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

I have given them, but only in addition to another gift. “So, here’s a candle/hand cream/gift card AND potentially 40 million dollars.”

NEED MORE BACKSTORY

I never know what to do with these kinds of cases. I am a survivor of rape, and deeply believe in showing support and compassion to victims, but at the same time I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea that a person’s personal and professional life can and should be ruined based on two tweets, with absolutely no…

Please tell me more about websites where hot handlers are debated.

Why can’t they simply change what the Girl Scouts do? Like if they see a fun activity that the boys are doing, why can’t their troop do it as well? The boys camp? Well, organize a camping trip for the girls. The boys hike? Let the girls do a hiking trip as well. I don’t see why they would have to join the Boy Scouts.…

That burrito in that photo is clearly not from Chipotle.

Or maybe he felt that it was insulting to share an award with a vapid reality tv star who has literally never done anything for anyone else.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

YAY! I’ve literally been refreshing this page constantly for the last 20 minutes because this week, I AM PREPARED. WITH PHOTOS.

He rolled under the dumpster. It’s Nicholas’s guts, and Glenn is OK. If you try to tell me anything else, then I’m gonna be like Hurley here.

Ok, officially naming my memoir “Which Hole is the Clit?”