Not to beat on someone that’s already down, but WTF. The rider was an idiot. Don’t do illegal shit will riding illegally.

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Gently insert a biscuit into your lovers mouth to let him know he is using just the right amount of tongue.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”

I love you Amy. Fuck the haters.

There it is.

Greatest tweet of all time.

Guys, you are so out of touch. My grandmother told me all of these stories, word for word, like months ago.

Candy corn is amazing.

I’m not going to go back and “star” all of your comments because, creepy. But you are

When TMZ deems something “offensive” and “bizarre” you’ve entered new territory.

you know you’ve truly messed up when TMZ calls anything you do “offensive” and “bizarre.”

Some gynecologists do not belong in the profession.

With six toes on each?

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.