USPS doesn’t just do this with Amazon, either. I work for a local chain of stores and our customers’ packages are frequently marked delivered a day or two before they actually arrive.

Yes, that’s normal behavior. When I’ve worked places with actual offices, people locked their office doors, even if they had nothing sensitive in the office and nothing to hide. This isn’t unusual, as evidenced by the rest of the responses here.

I’m sorry you feel so unsafe here. I’ve lived here 17 years and have never felt what you described.

Nah, IPAs are just gross.

Interesting, because my family is also several generations of North Louisianians and he sounds like many of the rich folks in the area I grew up in. We’ll have to differ on this one.

Interesting to read so many people who think his Southern accent is bad. If his character is supposed to be a rich white person from North Louisiana, it’s spot on...but it’s not, so yeah. He has a good Southern accent, it’s just not from where he’s supposed to be from.

I’m so sorry. I hope you can find a way to make Christmas fun for you. Choosing not to spend it with my family was a game changer. I hope you can find a solution.

Holy shit. This is right up there with the “I see you, turn around” kid-studying-with-headphones story.

I finally just started telling my family no and started traveling at Christmas. They got over it and now I never spend Christmas with them and so I have happy Christmases now. Good luck.

Quit while you’re ahead. You’re getting more and more agitated when the responses here are of concern and offers of help in some way.

JFC, he looks like such a CREEP.

I strained my MCL sometime in the spring and it is still inflamed but healing. I’ve been unable to run, unable to dance, and unable to take more than a 30-minute walk. The only thing I can do is yoga and I feel like that’s not enough. Despite the fact that I’m overweight (always have been), I’m used to being very…

Saying “we should only help Houston IF...” makes you a bad person. We should help Houston. Period.

You’re a bad person. You should maybe think about the direction your life is going in if you think people deserve to lose everything because of how some other people in their state voted.

You are a horrible person.

My sister unfriended me on Facebook and said she was cutting me out of her life because I was “toxic, destructive” (what does that even mean?) and used “foul language of the worst kind” (nah, I’ve used fowler), all because I posted something not nice about Paul Ryan. She voted for Trump. She also uses the word…

That I shouldn’t have wasted my money on college.

The fact that Kid A is on the list automatically makes me wanna punch you real hard.

Blessedly absent alcoholic biological father, emotionally absent stepfather who hated me until I became an adult, so we have no relationship whatsoever besides me playing nice on the phone when I call to talk to my mom. Nothing to report here.

I am Inexperienced Guy and Miss Celebrity Crush all rolled into one (minus the home wrecking). And I know the reasons why, but damn, your comment hit so close to home to me, especially 4, 5, and 6. Also, I’m not ugly but I have a wonky eye and I’m fat. The men who hit on me do so at the end of the night when everyone…