Don’t go to Ireland at Christmas unless you know people (I did) because literally EVERYTHING is closed, and stays closed for days. The National Museum, National Library, National Gallery, etc, are the best museums in the world and a must-see every time I go. Dublin Castle is a snoozefest, for the most part. Skip it.…

He’s brilliant but he’s always been a massive party pooper.

That is a good portion of the South for you. You cannot even get them to stop being racist by telling them it’ll make them more money.

Stop.

Is it so hard to just be nice, or barring that, just to mind one’s own business?

I’m a woman and have had no luck on dating sites because, as mentioned, the back and forth messaging made the whole thing deflate. Next time I see someone interesting I’m going to try your approach. Just ask ‘em out straight away.

This is what was working for me until Cadbury’s Mini Eggs hit the shelves for Easter. I’m on my last bag now, so hopefully this approach will start working again once I’m done shoving this delicious crunchy chocolate nonsense in my face.

I’m not over it because it’s still happening. Every day.

Did you forget that she’s a teenager?

Her family is from Cuba, jeez.

All his evil must be in his mustache because the rest of him looks like a Muppet and a dog had a Benjamin Button baby.

What would be awesome is if we removed the stigma from sex work and treated it like other jobs, with benefits and shit.

That isn’t actually what she said. And frankly, half of America IS a backward wasteland. Have you been to rural Louisiana?

If my younger relatives from the exceedingly red part of my state are any indication, no, there will be plenty of closed-minded doofuses to populate the next generation of Fox News followers.

Why would you want to? That kid is creepy af.

This crazy bitch. I can’t even.

25% is my standard tip. If you wow me, I can go up to 50% or more if I’m feeling flush. I’ve worked for tips before and have loads of friends and acquaintances in the service industry. I never skimp on tips, even if the server sucked. They would have to pour my drink on my head or something equally heinous to not get…

Only the second time for me. I know hate is bad, but I cannot help it. I hate everything about this fucking orange turd.

Gentlefolk of England, please make this eggstravaganza a reality if he ever comes over!

My family, too, except also add in the blatant racism that they are so gleeful they can now fully express...”just telling it like it is”.