I want to give you all the stars.

I didn’t know inducing panic was a felony. I should probably stop saying, “Meth,” when my mom asks me what I’m doing.

I would bet good money that he either doesn’t really know what a malted milkshake is or can’t tell the difference, and that no McDonald’s has them, but he orders it because it sounds cool or he likes to be a pain or it’s nostalgic and his staff gets him a normal milkshake and say, “Here it is, Mr. President! Your…

Pretty sure the best McDonald’s order is no McDonald’s order ...

Right? Since it’s Mexican bologna, couldn’t they have just donated it to a nearby Mexican charity? It’s 227lb of FOOD!

I think you’re confusing ‘bologna’ and ‘bulls***’.

I weep for humanity.

Mine, too, and I’m a vegetarian.

I will I could give you a hundred stars, some of them in the form of shiny gold stickers.

His role in “Mud” is his only work that I enjoy. I like some of the other movies he’s been in, but despite of him and not because of him

Some of us were stymied by his ‘sex appeal’ during the “prematurely aged middle schooler” phase and are now pleasantly surprised by how much we dig the “overweight German pig farmer” phase, so you can comfort yourself with that. (Although it hardly seems reasonable to call someone “overweight” for a mere inch or…

God bless that lone, brave voice of dissent, in all sincerity.

The Mirrorverse

I would like to think that certain people are deliberately not doing their jobs in order to wage a quiet campaign of harassing bombardment against the occupying regime.

I once got into an absurd argument on Facebook when some mega-lotto jackpot had reached legendary numbers. Someone said they wouldn’t even be excited to win because the government taxes it so much. I said that I wouldn’t even care - if I win, say, a million dollars, and the government takes an absurd 90%, I’d still be…

If you have chronic pain or night terrors or any number of things, it can be extremely useful to get high, assuming marijuana is used.

I do those things, too, but I am also a vegetarian bordering on vegan, shop locally when possible, buy secondhand instead of new clothing and home goods whenever feasible, and make things or buy from companies like Ten Thousand Villages when getting holiday gifts. I also make semi-annual donations to several…

What does he say about the powdered foods in the traditional diets of some American Indian groups? It’s my understanding that certain groups sometimes consumed powdered corn and/or jerky, on arduous treks when such compact, lightweight, calorie-dense foods would be advantageous. (Powdered jerky was also sometimes…

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