“If they got the sex-ed I did, they think you have a fully formed mini-baby that just gets bigger and bigger until it can’t fit anymore and has to come out.” 

There won’t be pines. All the trees will be dead.

Yes, Don, you should take half her candy and give it to some other kid(s) who didn’t go out because they couldn’t go out because their family situation meant they couldn’t put together a costume, or their neighborhood isn’t appropriate for trick-or-treating, or they’re disabled and can’t leave the house. That way,…

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

OMG. That gall of that! Holy shit.

As a reminder, these are people teaching a roomful of students that pay well over the average income of a family to be at college. At $3K per course, teaching 10 students, the teacher is bringing in $30K per class per term for the university. If they teach two classes per term, that’s $120K per year. They’re seeing…

That’s the shit that really gets under my skin. These fuckers just want to have a facade for their modern slavery that they’ll use disasters to provide cover. Fuck them forever.

But wait...If he sincerely wants to put the inmates to work on a helpful cause, aren’t there infrastructure projects a lot closer to home that he could work with local jurisdictions and communities to put together? Something that will help get needed work done and maybe teach the inmates job skills and the like? Maybe…

So polite of you. I would have just barfed on her shoes. Which were probably open toed.

I lost my shit when I saw this interview. Cornelius is basically responsible for me becoming a classic music geek in the late 1990s: Thumbing through countless music shops and dodgy websites for his early work, discovering new obscure media from his samples and discography and listening to everything on headphones…

Also if I wanted to watch a musical about an unrepentant huckster I’d rewatch highlights from the Trump’s campaign on mute with an overlay of Taylor Swift while crying into my bourbon.

Serious question...is Hugh Jackman aging backwards?!

Needs 60% more Wolverine.

why would I watch this when I could rewatch The Prestige

I absolutely do think that. The reason that you don’t tend to see public intoxication in Europe is that they are accustomed to drinking. It is just another beverage there. Also, they start drinking at 18. I think that’s a big part of it. Whereas here, I have seen and encountered people staring at someone funny because…

But wine is cool. It’s a beverage that literally changed human history and that we’ve been drinking for thousands of years. The differences in winemaking techniques, grapes, regions- it’s all really cool. Not to mention that wine has health benefits if you don’t have a drinking problem. America’s problem isn’t wine or…

That certainly wasn’t my experience in several parts of Europe, where a glass of wine every day seemed pretty typical, often at lunch. But it is hard to judge the daily life of europeans, as I didn’t live there. And, I don’t disagree with you re:the “mommy juice” BS, which is just a small way for women to buck the…

YEP! It’s fucking terrible. I hate everything about it. I hate that there’s so little support for women that they feel they need to resort to this. There’s so little help out there and so much judgement. And when you resort to this as your method of relaxation, the world acts like it’s fine and it’s honestly not that…

You aren’t being judgmental, but you are concern-trolling like a boss. Drinking within the recommended daily limits (which would be a glass of wine every single damn day for a woman) is the slippery slope to addiction? You will “pay the price”? Never, ever, travel to Europe. The wine industry has tricked the shit…

Ah, another example of Christian love and tolerance. Per usual.