Oh, the humility!

Probably had something to do with emails and Russia.

Eat yhre placenta

You forgot forging historical documents.

Neuman?

I would need handcuffs and/or narcotics to avoid touching my arm after that.

Obviously, if any of these ingredients were known to be seriously harmful to humans, they wouldn’t be on the shelves.

Came here for staff consensus on Lucky the Leprechaun. Leaving disappointed.

The Score supposedly claimed that 1,590 would be the lowest attendance mark since 1989 (the Washington Post and others aggregated this claim, although the original post at The Score isn’t on the site anymore.)

nothing pisses me off more than an unfinished Jeopardy board. I’ll never know what that $800 question in Potpourri was, and it will torture me forever.

LA did have a trolley system until the 1960s. Dismantled about the same time as Brooklyn’s (and most of the rest of the US)

Not without a birth certificate.

Seriously. That pitched just saled away from him.

Florida

Maybe he just hates Family Guy.

This is a good dog.

So here’s a hypothetical for you. You get to fill an Olympic sized pool with anything you want, and you’ll get to keep all of it. However, in order for you to keep the stuff, you have to survive a jump into it from the 10m platform. What do you choose?

I knew things were wrong when I saw Louie wearing a tie.