Don't ducks lack nerves in their feet?

This story gives me the lingering feeling of "unfinished business".

@D.Mobile!: That GIF is quite disturbing in its miniaturized form.

There should be one in there about the visibility of lasers in space. In a vacuum, without any air to reflect off of, the beam of a laser would be invisible until hitting something solid.

@HotButteredToast: They brought knives to a gun, er, iPhone fight.

She could be twice as productive if she turned the squeegee around to clean the door while it opened as well.

I've seen it already.

Translation: "We support Wikileaks, and are against their being censored. Use LOIC to help make a statement showing our discontent."

For some reason, I misread "landline" as "landmine".

Successful troll is successful.

Awesome.

Not the first time the Statue of Liberty has aroused me.

Sure, it's quite amazing, but what's the message here? "Silestone will shatter your fruits."?

Silly president, those robots won't help you get the confidence of the masses back.

This is the most devastating thing I've heard in my lifetime.

I now realize how much I despised this movie as a child.

Broken USB ports, broken USB ports everywhere.

Thus I will continue to assume anyone driving a non-commercial white van is a kidnapper.

Best of all, if he crashes at 100km/h, he'll already have plenty of experience operating such scooters.