What makes it more fucked up is that they were going to do it during batting practice- when the coaches usually throw.

I was surprisingly sad to hear about his passing. I used to listen to Coast to Coast when I drove up overnight to visit my wife when she was in college, Art passed a lot of quiet hours for me.

They opened the season against the Cubs. If you can’t scrape together enough Cubs fans from the retirees in Florida...

“Vulgarian? I’ve never even been to Vulgaria!”
- 45, probably

With the mustache, kinda looks like the unholy lovechild of Ryan Reynolds and Jason Lee.

What, are you saying they can’t be counted on?

This is correct. Man, I’m a little eh about their burgers, but bottomless steak fries and campfire sauce? That’s the stuff.

BLM founder Patrisse Cullors told CNN that Black Lives Matter had contacted Facebook about having the page removed months ago, to no avail.

I use this rhyme.

I look forward to seeing how well the “I was not aware I hit someone” defense will play out for a civilian charged with a hit and run, I’m sure that’ll be a winner.

Even the GOP stayed away from Obama’s daughters business. Even now.

Other than Darkest Dungeon?

Eh, I wasn’t the one who made the original comment, I just did the Google work to find the context.

[Acevedo] also offered this curious defense: “In other cities there’s cops who are actually committing sexual assaults on duty, so I thank God that this is what passes for a controversy in Austin, Texas.”

Well, I know it’s not about Moby.

“Self-indulgent piece of crap” is how one friend described the animated short to me.

Now I have
a kite
Ho-ho ho

Is every movie a Cloverfield movie?

C’mon, who doesn’t think it’s a good idea to cast your spokesman as someone who’s best known for playing a rash, socially inept, failing-at-business tech guy?

I’m guessing a lot of commenters here weren’t born or weren’t old enough to have political takes on JFK during his time in office.