Oh god, I’d never eat Subway-

God, I hope not, their prices are awful. You should check out the storage place over on Old 75, way better rates, and 24 hour access.

And yet you’re reacting defensively as if you are. Buddy, if you aren’t at the Nazi rally, this article isn’t necessarily about you unless you make it about you.

You want to know what I do? Look at other white people who are explicitly being racist and say, “Fuck that, they don’t represent me, a white guy,” and make sure that they know it.

Huh, I never knew that. Thank you for explaining!

This is just sad, why cheat investors like this? They should save their money for something more reliable, like an ABA franchise.

“Grande latte, with coconut soy milk. You want whipped cream on that?”

Oh, man, I made the mistake of trying to listen to the audiobook of Armada. Read by Wil Wheaton.

Wow, buddy, I’ve got some bad news for you about what the word “fiction” means...

I mean, given how I literally spent months waiting for Chevy to handle a recall, while they swore up and down to the press that there wasn’t any delay on them, it isn’t like other car companies have any room to say Tesla has a problem.

Yeah, I’m reading through this and scouring the pictures they’re linking, and... I’m not seeing how it’s that big of a problem?

DBacks Twitter account say he’s alert, but was sent to the hospital for testing.

Can I just say, props for the excellent user name as well?

Wait, no, reverse the first two.

You can always root for the meteor.

Rivers are pretty great at flow charts.

“finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle Eastern or Indian descent.”

I, uh, don’t want any medical procedures done to me in a situation that might run into turbulence.

The day I dumped my CRT monitor, LAN parties got so much easier.

They make up two of the three points in American history we bother to teach kids about.