Wow, buddy, I’ve got some bad news for you about what the word “fiction” means...

I mean, given how I literally spent months waiting for Chevy to handle a recall, while they swore up and down to the press that there wasn’t any delay on them, it isn’t like other car companies have any room to say Tesla has a problem.

Yeah, I’m reading through this and scouring the pictures they’re linking, and... I’m not seeing how it’s that big of a problem?

DBacks Twitter account say he’s alert, but was sent to the hospital for testing.

Can I just say, props for the excellent user name as well?

Wait, no, reverse the first two.

You can always root for the meteor.

Rivers are pretty great at flow charts.

“finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle Eastern or Indian descent.”

I, uh, don’t want any medical procedures done to me in a situation that might run into turbulence.

The day I dumped my CRT monitor, LAN parties got so much easier.

They make up two of the three points in American history we bother to teach kids about.

I think you meant this comment to reply to the OP of this thread. How embarrassing!

I always thought “dies in a freak whipped cream canister accident” would be my obituary.

I’ve never even played the game but this video is fantastic.

And props to The Freeze for going in to high five a baby there at the end. That’s class, respect your fans.

Okay, a lot of people have corrected you on the cape buffalo already, so I’m just going to take a moment here to say- I think you underestimate how dangerous a kangaroo can be.

Fun: Not Even Once.

So is that update basically saying “Uh, I didn’t complain about it, but there’s totally other people who complained about it, too. Not that I did. But it’s a thing. That I’m not blaming, but it’s real.”

The difference there is that a lot of African-Americans in the United States had ancestors brought to here in circumstances that explicitly destroyed their ties to their home countries, and then that continent was also often sliced up into countries by European colonizers- I mean, of the three countries you mention,…