This show is so ridiculous and absurd and I love it for reasons I can’t even understand.

But no more Mon-El, so it’s already better.

“Today, we are having the apocalypse rebooted on Netflix!”

*pours out a litre of vodka for Cherno Alpha*

Can I just say, props for the excellent user name as well?

I mean, the moral reasons overlap the economic and geopolitical ones. Every country worth a damn would put the pressure on them to have dropped it before the turn of the 20th century.

Okay, but there’s no real scenario where slavery remains feasible in that manner to the modern day?

Wait, no, reverse the first two.

Exactly what I thought.

You can always root for the meteor.

Rivers are pretty great at flow charts.

Early reports indicate that Affleck did not, in fact, like those apples.

We understand that Sabre engaged a leading cybersecurity firm to support its investigation. 

“finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle Eastern or Indian descent.”

I, uh, don’t want any medical procedures done to me in a situation that might run into turbulence.

Dear CW: Give us a cross-over.

The day I dumped my CRT monitor, LAN parties got so much easier.

“Sir, sir- we can answer questions about his strength after we deal with this dire medical emergency. Focus, please!”

They make up two of the three points in American history we bother to teach kids about.

That graph is bad and you should feel bad.