And this here is some top-notch derailment.

Okay, but this picture makes it look like he broke his tibia coming off the bench to enter the game.

I mean, objecting to people politicizing military deaths should be a nonpartisan issue...

He looks like he is having the time of his life up there, and good for him.

Who doesn’t love Gruppenführer Doogie Howser?

We’re like two years from this:

There’s more sparkle between the Washingtons, and they’ve both been dead for 200+ years.

Did they make another season of Community I missed?

The remainder were incredibly stupid and likely would have had a shit life without football.

I would pay you real money to retroactively remove that description from the timeline.

And let’s not forget the FBI announcing that they found some more emails that related to Hillary... That were nothing... And weren’t actually her email...

Derailing a post about Trump to attack Hillary, though, pretty much does equate to defending Trump, so congratulations there.

“This is poorly-written satire.”

My theory is that my hallucinations or psychotic break would at least have a more internally consistent narrative. Nope, it takes reality to be this stupid and fucked up.

Trump also made a veiled reference to the peeing allegations contained in the report: “I’m also very much of a germaphobe. Believe me.”

“I wanted to vote for a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension and I voted for Trump.”

This has nothing to do with anyone’s political leanings (including AGVA’s), it has to do with your best performance for your employer, period.

I have been wanting my own entrance music...

Hey, not all of them! They keep looking at technologies to automate jobs and stop having to employ humans and encouraging those.

I somehow doubt anyone bothered to ask what the Iroquois think about this comparison.