Came here to make sure someone made the reference, thank you.

There’s more sparkle between the Washingtons, and they’ve both been dead for 200+ years.

Did they make another season of Community I missed?

Getting elected to one position doesn’t mean that someone is qualified for another. Otherwise, my student council position 25 years ago would be much more prominently mentioned in my resume.

Don’t kinkshame the alien.

The remainder were incredibly stupid and likely would have had a shit life without football.

I would pay you real money to retroactively remove that description from the timeline.

And let’s not forget the FBI announcing that they found some more emails that related to Hillary... That were nothing... And weren’t actually her email...

Derailing a post about Trump to attack Hillary, though, pretty much does equate to defending Trump, so congratulations there.

“This is poorly-written satire.”

My theory is that my hallucinations or psychotic break would at least have a more internally consistent narrative. Nope, it takes reality to be this stupid and fucked up.

Trump also made a veiled reference to the peeing allegations contained in the report: “I’m also very much of a germaphobe. Believe me.”

I’d also include:

This is kind of like saying “Well, the US is a democratic republic. North Korea is called the People’s Democratic Republic of Korea. So they’re basically the same.”

Y’know, I was going to say, “Oh my god, I’m a human, too!”

I like how you basically admit your disinterest in making an actual argument by pre-emptively derailing the conversation to complain about Hillary.

“I wanted to vote for a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension and I voted for Trump.”

“Go Fuck Yourself” is fewer letters, and has the advantage of matching the meter of the song, too!

Or 220" by 3"! Yeah, it might only be 3 inches wide, but almost 19 feet long?

This has nothing to do with anyone’s political leanings (including AGVA’s), it has to do with your best performance for your employer, period.