The remainder were incredibly stupid and likely would have had a shit life without football.

I would pay you real money to retroactively remove that description from the timeline.

And let’s not forget the FBI announcing that they found some more emails that related to Hillary... That were nothing... And weren’t actually her email...

Derailing a post about Trump to attack Hillary, though, pretty much does equate to defending Trump, so congratulations there.

“This is poorly-written satire.”

My theory is that my hallucinations or psychotic break would at least have a more internally consistent narrative. Nope, it takes reality to be this stupid and fucked up.

Trump also made a veiled reference to the peeing allegations contained in the report: “I’m also very much of a germaphobe. Believe me.”

“I wanted to vote for a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension and I voted for Trump.”

This has nothing to do with anyone’s political leanings (including AGVA’s), it has to do with your best performance for your employer, period.

I have been wanting my own entrance music...

Hey, not all of them! They keep looking at technologies to automate jobs and stop having to employ humans and encouraging those.

I somehow doubt anyone bothered to ask what the Iroquois think about this comparison.

That’s an interesting choice of hills to die on.

I believe the proper system is to bury your socks with a woman’s used pads and tampons. I mean, between the two of them, there’s the materials to add up to a baby, right?

And, I mean, compare this to fucking Congressional representatives showing disrespect to the sitting president during the State of the Union address. But booing a VP-elect in public is too much disrespect to bear, I guess.

See, I can’t stand by this. It’s a good theory. But it’s a system that weighs heavily on the side of people who are detached from the problem and against people who are suffering and actually involved in it. It’s the same system that convinces asshole dudes they’re in the right because women get angry at being…

Pence is just as bad, if not worse.

Jesus fuck, how many times do the Republicans have to investigate Benghazi and admit there’s nothing they can actually blame on her before people stop fucking acting like she should be blamed for it?

Come on, now. Let’s not over-state it.

I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.