He’s no all-star.

Looking at the recent polling in Arizona, I think she’s got a shot.

With Willy Wonka’s tendency to exclusively employ immigrants in his factory? This should be interesting.

“I call this move a Charles In Charge.”

Oh, man, three years living in Utah taught me so much weird Mormon profanity. And it’s so damn contagious, my wife and I realized we’d basically stopped swearing for a few months until we got our PlayStation up and running again. That fixed us.

I was wondering the exact same thing. I’m really curious how it’s going to end up there. I don’t know if it’ll go blue, but it’ll be a cluster-fuck, at least.

“What the fuck is with all these people today, wanting to ‘have empathy’ and ‘consider the feelings of others’ and ‘be polite’ to people?”

“Please stop saying that word, because I don’t want to have to explain that to my daughter on top of having to explain how I’m defending this misogynist.”

Jesus christ, she goes from zero to Benghazi in 14 seconds.

Pence should have been worried when he walked in on Trump binge watching House of Cards.

...that we know of.

Well then the dude needed to use a Charm Person on the ref to fix this. His fault for not utilizing his spell slots better.

One of them seems to think that YouTube views are indicative of voting results, which... Yeah. That’s interesting.

Really? I hadn’t heard anyone talk about that.

Well, at this point, it seems like it’s notable when the police protect a black man, right?

You know that the “sky monster kool-aid” was used to enforce the sort of cruelties that the Civil Rights movement, etc., were aiming to end, right?

See, I didn’t think you were CM Punk before, but now? I’m wondering.

Man, coasted through a department store? That’s hardcore.

Peyton Manning set an awful example for our youth today.

This is true, kids at other colleges never drink alcohol.