"Oh and they put ketchup on their hot dogs, which as a Chicagoan…did I mention I was from CHICAGO yet? Yeah CHICAGO! KETCHUP. CHICAGO. MIDWEST. KETCHUP. HETDEGS. CHIKEGEH. Michael Jordan. CATSUPPP. SNEH…"
"Ketchup"
"I know! My monocle fell out right into my chicken mcnugget dipping sauce."

My Mom is a huge South Park fan. So I bought her that shitty ass album hoping it would be just songs from the show. We listened to to it once in the car skipping through most of it. Worst CD I've ever bought.

All I know is with those clothes, Varys really should have been recast with an Asian actor.
Also, he should go on a quest to get his penis back.

That's if the 'little brother' is directly related to her at all. Or is a literal person.

Stop copy pasting my fanfiction!

For a moment I thought you meant John Stamos.

You missed an entire story arc where Dany had to prove she wasn't dead to the Meachums. Her perm was a little off putting but it got ok by the end. But she's back in Westeros now so the story is looking set to get back on track.

Jim Lee's Wild C.A.R.D.S.?

Somewhere a Buffy fanfiction is missing it's hamfisted discount-whedonspeak-laden intro chapter…

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Get rid of this column, I expect this kind of pretentious humorless negativity from Something Awful, not AV Club. I've never heard of this woman either, but this whole concept seems like a pointlessly vile effort and I honestly think higher of The Onion.

Lindelof has also wrestled with the fact that he's an objectively bad writer since Lost. It isn't just the Lost finale. It's the fact that the guy is a pretentious hack that focuses on a perpetual 'Kudzu Plot' mystery narrative with no payoff like Lost, or just plain nonsensical writing all around with no payoff like…

They look like they're gearing up for the tamest four way crimp off ever.

It's got vinegar in it, that's for true!

Not me. I'm only impressed by pythons, or cannons…oh, and when your biceps turn into battle ships or marching soldiers.

I've played one or two. Not really my thing… Oh.. I see. You're doing that thing gamers with an inflated sense of self worth do by suggesting the dumbest game they can think of when one isn't into the creme de la creme of the medium they think they're connoisseurs of.

….Yeah that's nice. If you like horror movies that aren't Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Sadly Harry Goz passed away mid-third season. That's why Murphy was replaced with Tornado Shanks.

They passed on the MC Chris cartoon, but they greenlit THIS? What happened to Adult Swim? Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Brak Show, Space Ghost, Aqua Teen…remember when they had funny shows? Shows with JOKES? Like actual jokes? Written by funny people featuring interesting characters. Now it's shit they scrape off the floor…

I never got that impression from looking at this poster.