Are you sure that's what they said? How could you understand what they were saying?

Reminds me of a 1985 US Chevy showroom, where you could buy the following:

I think the sedan version of the current Kia Rio looks better than the hatch. Sedan:

I've knocked a small deer straight up in the air before, with a '91 Sable I used to have. I saw it land in my rear view mirror. Not the most fun thing to do on your way to work.

Yeah, not pretty. My Ranger wasn't either, though, so I'll just follow my plan of not ever crashing into anything ever again.
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I was shocked when it popped up in my search, because I had no idea they had fallen into that range. I went from a manual Ranger that was getting about 26 mpg into this and I'm getting in the high 30s. I love it way more than I expected to.

Well... I just bought a 2012 Fiat 500 Sport with only 13k on the clock for $12298. It still has 36k of the bumper-to-bumper left on it, and it has leather seats, sunroof, automatic climate control, Blue & Me, gorgeous wheels, and power everything.

A Midas mechanic quoted me $918 for a tune-up on my '98 Buick LeSabre. He was serious. I just said, "Give me the keys back." I can't even believe he did that.

Sure it did. It worked in Chrysler's favor.

It'll just be the next in a long line of bad badging. Like the Dodge Dakota Spork.

"You could buy a cheaper car... but I wouldn't recommend it!"

Buick, meet elk. Elk, meet Buick.

Looks a lot like a lifted Chery A3 to me.

The Versa does suck to drive, and yet that same CVT in the Juke is just fine.

Italian car fires: engine fires

Last time I checked, Ferrari doesn't make buses.

From the side it looks awfully Ford Edge-ish to me.

That's what I'd do if I had a million dollars.

Your tone seems very pointed right now.

If you start to pay too much attention to the plot of a porn movie, that's not a good sign.