I drove a 2021 Ford Transit with this 10-speed transmission for over 100k, and let me tell you it’s THE single-worst transmission I’ve ever used. It was hot garbage right away. It makes smooth acceleration impossible. It changes gears all the time, and it always manages to pick the exact wrong gear for the situation.…

One of these just fell into my lap recently. I had a manual Hyundai Venue for 8 months, barely drove it, and then Carvana offered me a stupid amount of money for it. Then while I was looking for a cheap car to replace it, my mother-in-law sold me hers for $1600.

Jeep Football Team, obviously.

Spoken like someone who hasn’t driven one. It’s awful. There is no coherent reason for anyone to choose a Mirage over a Chevy Spark.

What, was Opefiachryvauxcitgeot taken?

“Please state the nature of the medical transportation emergency.”

Hey, I found the guy who’s never worked in a gas station!

Most of those pumps have 4 buttons along both the left and right edges of the screen. One of those buttons will usually mute the sound. Just start pressing them until it shuts up.

YES. I use a fleet card for work that requires me to enter the odometer reading and a driver number and if that screen is illegible I can't fuel up.

I guess you didn't live next to the neighbor I had when growing up. I never did get that frisbee back...

Ed Reed looks like he's going to keep your frisbee if it flies into his yard.

Twingo Hellcat? Twingo Hellcat.

Everyone hates the Liberty, but I’ve always kind of liked them. One of my friends had one for a few years and as far as I know she never had mechanical issues with it. I know the 3.7 isn’t the best, but I’ve had cars with allegedly bad engines (such as the GM 2.8 V6) and if you take care of them they usually work like…

I hope I look as good as shirtless Pete Carroll does when I’M 138 years old.

In Andy Reid's defense, I've been a big fat guy and sometimes pants are too much even in cold. We have layers of blubber to keep us warm.

PLAYING BASEBALL SLID INTO BASE WHEN STRIKING HIS TESTICLES ON BASE

He was, but I think he’s starting to decline. I didn’t have a problem with the Broncos letting him go, because it was evident last season things were on the downswing for him. Plus he has this habit of making a few dumb and costly plays each season.

It was a nice touch that one former Bronco (Anderson) helped minimize the bone-headed mistake of another former Bronco (Talib).

Can confirm, the Metro was way better. That is stunning, but true.