Scoop! Here's what the rest of the 2013 Buick Encore looks like!

"The second blade is psychic and the third blade is omnipotent!"

Heart-click for that.

Nah, it will hit the dirt 4 yards before it reaches her.

I've heard you should avoid the pre-2000 Isuzu-sourced 5-speed manual. I don't remember the reason why, but when I came close to buying one a few years back I had looked it up on the net and found that piece of advice.

Here's the thing: it may be a terrible car, but it will survive like a cockroach after a nuclear holocaust. If I ever needed to be a courier again, it would be the car I'd buy.

Three words: Lincoln Town Car. I'll take mine black/black, with a sunroof please.

I'll take it.

I agree. When I was in high school one of my next door neighbors had one that I lusted after.

That was in Detroit? Really? I'd have guessed the U.P., and I'd have also guessed that I knew the person and/or they were in my family.

Chrysler Town & Country. Imported from (next to) Detroit.

I do appreciate the naked dude pics, thanks. I guess he's kinda hot, though he's not really my type.

That teach how to translate crazy?

They used to drive Camrys, but they all traded them in for Toyota Highlanders. Watch them the next time you're out and about, Highlander drivers are terrible.

Why'd you buy one, then? Just asking.

The Datsun Fugly-10 will always be an automatic CP for me.

I re-read your comment several times, and I have no idea what you just said to me.

I've seen a few orange ones, but blue and black seem to be the most popular. I'd like a black one with no decals. And while I'm dreaming, a million dollars and a pony too.

Because your truck has problems, that must mean all of them have the exact same problems. Riiiiight.

I'm concerned. I find the design of the Juke actually growing on me. I don't recoil in horror anymore, like I did when I saw the first pictures of it. I sat in one at an auto show, and it was pretty nice (remember, when you're inside it you can't see the outside).