It’s week three of the NFL season, and I’m a happy camper. The weather has FINALLY shifted to fall. I hate hot weather and I’m glad the 80- and 90-degree temps have packed it in.

A wild Subaru GL appears! It was in decent shape, and of course it was a manual.

Thunderstorm that delays the Broncos game. Mother Nature can kiss my pasty white ass.

I actually didn’t watch any of this game (no cable), but the way it ended was entertaining at least. Well, for those who were able to see it, anyway.

Because I need this in my life.

“Enriched” with ethanol?

Hey, look! It’s the world’s worst photo of a Mitsubishi Delica Super Exceed!

Week 1 is here. MY BODY IS READY.

HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

I’ve been looking forward to this for about a month now. I’m not even doing anything planned or going anywhere, I just wanted some time away from it.

Most adorable dog ever.

I found the weirdest cover version ever. North Korean students doing an accordion version of A-Ha’s “The Sun Always Shines On TV”.

I’m sitting at my desk wondering why my right ass cheek hurts. Then it dawned on me, it hurts because I put a monkey wrench in my back pocket while I was removing shelving racks from a box truck and forgot about it. Now I have a wrench-shaped dent on my butt.

No more chocolate cake vodka for me. We went shopping and I decided to try this since I like regular black so much. Here goes...

I dig it.

Here’s the world’s worst pic of a vintage Plymouth Fury (I think) cop car. It had the livery of the City of Lakewood (CO) on it and sounded awesome.

... That upgrading from my ancient 2007 version of Microsoft Office to the current version would bring me such joy, but holy crap it has.