You can see the scratches and dings more in direct light. I don’t care, I still like it.

The Broncos destroyed the Cardinals! Everything is fixed now! They’re going to win every game and the Super Bowl!

Paul Lynde sounds more masculine and threatening than that horn.  It’s the horn version of “I’m going to give you SUCH a pinch.”

Oy. That was a terrible game. I feel bad for Eli.

Also, it got new tires this morning!

Thoughtful!

Update: Ha, ha, ha. Did I say 8-8? It'll be 4-12. But at least the Lions and Browns won.

I’m relaxing in an empty cigar lounge, which is my favorite kind.  I'm going to go for a drive in the foothills afterward. How's everyone doing?

That’s right, I finally have a vehicle after 3 long months... and it’s a boxy boi.

UPDATE: The Browns are still the Browns. And that Niners-Chargers game was pretty good, huh?

I’ve had a couple of cars in mind that I wanted to check out, and I rifled through Cars.com this morning to see if anything else caught my eye. Something did, for sure. I went and looked at it first.

WHY DID I LOOK AT CRAIGSLIST?

Gather around, children, and let Uncle fhrblig tell you a story. A story of love and of loss. A TALE AS OLD AS... no, wait, sorry. It’s just a story of why I bought a truck and took it back two days later.

Yeah, let’s go ahead and pump the brakes on that. I’m not going to give any more details until everything is settled, but it will be an entertaining story.

I finally got the gap payment! Of course it happens on a day where I stayed home sick because of a migraine that’s affecting my vision.