I started to put it together and got as far as step 3. See that red circled part G? Yeah, they didn’t put that in the box.

The commute home was a lot of fun, with people pretending the snow is the reason for their bad behavior. “No, I had to run the red light! There was no way I could have stopped! When it turned yellow I was 2000 feet away! I HAD NO CHOICE!” That and the whole “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t know this lane was a right turn…

The last few titanium wedding bands we’ve had weren’t great so I decided to get us some silicone rings. They just so happen to look like tires. I swear it's totally a coincidence.

Do they have to pay both of his eyebrows?

I kinda want this.  It’s so loooooooong.

How’s everyone doing this morning?

For the last several years I’ve had a very occasional recurring dream. In every case it either involves my old ‘87 CRX which was mostly identical to the one pictured, or my ‘87 Integra RS that was the same color.

-8? No thanks please.

Our Keurig 2.0 started behaving weirdly a couple months ago, so we were keeping an eye out for replacements when I spotted this. We bought it, and I love it.

Currently waiting to see an urgent care doctor to make sure my sore throat isn’t strep.

She thinks she’s cute.

I have zero problem with Patrick Mahomes being league MVP. The Chiefs are relevant now. When they had Alex Smith, I never once had the feeling that they would actually get anywhere. It doesn’t feel that way anymore. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen any QB with the kind of improv skills that Mahomes has. Maybe Brett…

... I bought the wrong car.

...but I’m not sure I could believe that of coffee from a tanker truck.

It’s too much.

But damn if if isn’t cool.