Any bets on whether Mark Sanchez breaks his leg? I mean, I hope he doesn’t, but it seems to happen to Redskins QBs more than others. Gah. I feel really bad for Alex Smith. When I heard that his leg is infected it scared the hell out of me. It seems like he’s been constantly shit on his whole career for the…

Went over 50k on my work van today. That’s in nine and a half months from new. And I did a bit over 500 miles today doing runs to Wyoming and Nebraska. I’m hoping I make it to 70k before my, uh, vanniversary. That’d beat the most I’ve driven in a year.

I swear her head weighs 20 pounds.

UPDATE: Crap crap crap. Chris Harris Jr. suffered a broken fibula. At least the Broncos won a game they were supposed to win. That Jets-Titans game was really good, and the Raiders kept up with the Chiefs somehow. Interesting day.

The Broncos are hosting the Steelers today. It seems like all the locals are optimistic about this game. I’ll admit, my gut is telling me the same thing. The Steelers haven’t done well in games played in Denver. Did you know that in the 18 matchups here since 1970 the Steelers have only won 5 times? I didn’t; I just…

These meatless chicken-like strips really have a decent texture that’s similar to chicken. The only downside is they have very little flavor by themselves. While cooking it per the instructions, be sure to add some sort of seasoning. I like it with Badia Complete Seasoning or Lowry’s Seasoning Salt. I’m going to start…

She knows she’s adorable.

The Broncos are on a bye this week, so I’m spared the agony of watching terrible footb- (checks TV listings)... DAMN IT. You know what, NFL? Eat me.

EMBIGGEN...

Apparently someone bought it and fixed it and then sold it for $6999.

EDIT: Well, we're clearly paying for whatever deal with the devil we did to win Super Bowl 50.

I’ve had my Cube for one month. I picked it up on the 3rd of October. I’ve driven it 463 miles.

The gas station I went to had brand new pumps, and I noticed the car on the screen has been upgraded from that nasty first gen F-body.

Plays like this are why I’m sad Gus Johnson doesn’t do play-by-play for NFL games anymore.

You can see the scratches and dings more in direct light. I don’t care, I still like it.

The Broncos destroyed the Cardinals! Everything is fixed now! They’re going to win every game and the Super Bowl!

Paul Lynde sounds more masculine and threatening than that horn.  It’s the horn version of “I’m going to give you SUCH a pinch.”