Easily the most memorable playoff touchdown pass in Cleveland history.

“Now do you see why you boys aren’t ready for a puppy? It isn’t like a conference final; you have to take care of it yourselves every day.”

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

Isaiah Thomas Is Out For the Rest of the Playoffs

Yes, everyone in the Deadspin comment section was a saint when they were 14.

“Prove it!”

Funny how the Jays now have started this kind of shit with the Rangers, Orioles, Yankees, and now the Braves...yet the story always seems to be the ‘fault of’ Odor/Machado/Severino and never the Jays themselves.

oh god it’s all-star voting season again already
can’t we just... not do this

I also support no OT and ties, if only for the chaos that would ensue in coaches having to decide whether to try to win games at the end of regulation, or just sitting on the ball and taking the tie. The takes would also be great in calling out coaches for not going for the win.

“Ties are great.”

Wait, is this one sarcasm too? Now I’m confused.

Patrick isn’t very good at his job.

I love that you called him humorless when you’re the one not getting the VERY OBVIOUS joke. And A+ for bringing politics into a completely apolitical thread. Dipshits like you ruin the reputation for us liberals everywhere

Maybe, just maybe, there’s a reason no one else would.

How is everyone so moronic? I don’t really recognize his screenname, but god is that an easy to recognize joke.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooollllllll. There was a reason “no one else” was doing “what you did”.

Boy everyone’s sarcasm detector must be off..... notsomethingstructural is a veteran commenter haha

You’re good