Wilmer Flores?

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

Like a cockroach.

Jesus Christ! A kid got some free nuggets and it was kind of fun.

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

I participated in one of those. It was painful but enjoyable.

This is a thing happening near me.

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That Nats agreed with Harper shows 1) sides are talking (as of winter, hadn’t been discussing extension) and 2) Nats working for goodwill.

Where was he throwing without ever knowing the way?

You know you’re a Pats fan when....

Come on now, unless you’re a Patriots fan, how can you not be salty toward the guy. He’s brilliant at what he does, but no one wants to see the same team go to the Super Bowl year after year unless its their team. Its not hard to understand why the Patriots are the most hated team in the game.

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.

Shut up or we’re gonna get one of those Stella Artois guys over here spewing bullshit.

Matt Wieters with a full-body eye roll.

Pssst.... HighlyAware.... You may want to reevaluate your name. He said “click abate.”

I GUESS ALL YOU GUYS CALLING HIM A DESPICABLE MURDERER FEEL PRETTY STUPID NOW

I’ll be in a cold hard grave before I pay that $1.10.

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