Sanka, ya dead?

Tepesch Mowed

Jokes on them our starters suck

I used to be a pitcher, then I took a line drive to the knee. And another one to the wrist.

Guys, I just finished my first ultramarathon! It was made up of several 3 mile runs over the course of a few months. But wait until you see my time!

That’s a combined 205 mph of exit velocity that struck Wade Miley on consecutive base hits (Jose Abreu 103 mph, Avisail Garcia 102).

“$500?? For a shoe?”

He’s a man of the people; all he asks is fair compensation for his labor and the price of materials (in this case, a ziploc freezer bag, an old sheet of sandpaper, and some old twine he found behind the railyard)

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

Jeez, enough with these incomprehensible crossposts from Compete already. What’s this one, Heroes of the Dotacraft 2 or something?

Clock stopped for penalty on ref’s whistle. Started again on second whistle.

Seriously, what the hell was going on with the game clock? It’s revolting.

+1 year old weed-eater gas

If the man likes playing competitive baseball, and someone will still let him, who are we to tell him when he must stop playing? Let the man decide when he’s had enough—it’s not like football where retiring too late means losing more brain cells.

And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

This incident might Mcgwire more investigation.

how did this dumb shit get out ofthe greys?

MLB umps...can’t call a consistent strike zone to save their lives. Let guys intentionally throw at other batters. Toss guys for obviously unintential HBP.