Shut the fuck up, Zaphod

Redford is the last person that should be calling out other people for “dopey” articles

You should see a cricket team celebrate when they get somebody out!

I just started playing a week ago and I love it. I suck at it, but I love it.

Neither happened against the White Sox

He’s not wrong. Gausman constantly makes rookie mistakes despite being in his fifth season.

Have you watched Gausman pitch? He has no clue up there.

Came here for this

Favor the curveball, eh? I’m a slider man, myself.

Even more absurd considering how often Sox players say shit to the umpire about called strikes.

You really think that weak-ass curveball was an intentional HBP?

No O’s players got hit because your pitchers tried and failed five times to hit them, including balls thrown at the head. You also left out the ejection that happened tonight. Nice effort, though.

To be fair, Gausman was probably going to be knocked out by the third inning anyway.

Sometimes guys get hit with pitches and it’s unintentional.

My 3 year old cheers when I blast homers off him! And I pimp the shit outta those homers, too.

It’s obvious that this shit is never going to stop until a high-profile player gets seriously injured because of one of these petty retaliation pitches. They changed the catcher rule when Posey got hurt; they changed the DP rule when that Mets SS got hurt; seems like they’ll wait until someone ends up out for the…

Guarantee you that Farrell hits two O’s for every Sox player hit. In his mind I’m betting he still thinks he owes Machado a trip to the ER.

No, you are. There is no way to determine intent from that video. Based on his reaction there’s much more reason to believe he didn’t intend to hurt Pedroia.

Who fucking knows. Farrell will come up with any bullshit reason to cry about and subsequently intend to injure another player.

Patrick Redford didn’t even know you could do that.