He seems to work really well with Joseph behind the plate for whatever reason.

Remember when Pablo slid into Schoop and knocked him out for half the year? Good clean slide, right?

How do you feel about batting average?

It’s the last year of his contract; just fucking cut him already. At the very least make him the mop up guy.

Force equals mass times acceleration? It’s been a while.

No you can’t.

Bundy is the one you’re worried about?

It’s supposed to be pronounced “Scope” but I prefer to call him Schoop John B.

What’s a pederast, Walter?

These new Deadspin writers have no regard for things like factual accuracy and correct spelling.

Jesus Christ. Proofread your fucking articles.

He’d be out of the league by now if he had stayed in Baltimore

Deadspin, where basic knowledge of the English language is not a basic job qualification.

He’s no Ko Kitamura.

Deadspin gonna deadspin

Also Kevin Pillar

I laugh at the mental image of the team starting a defensive tackle at QB in the Super Bowl because the GM would rather have the 31st pick.

Someone’s grumpy.

I like to pretend Scherzer has a glass eye

Is joke.