I thought the Generals were due!

I don’t see why the batter needs to call time at all. Once you’re in the box, you’re in. There should be no going back.

My guess is that the line between Not Taxed and Taxed Out The Ass lies just north of his annual income.

Give each team a certain number of timeouts, say 5 or so. Each time a manager, coach, or catcher calls time for a mound visit or mid-inning pitching change, that’s a timeout.

Sexist!

He’s not saying it isn’t great. He’s just saying it’s too early to say he’s got it in the bag, as the author suggests.

When reached for comment, Jokic simply replied “Bugger”

Exactly

Because it isn’t your place to tell people how they should spend their money, especially when you clearly have possessions that were purchased with money you could have given to charity. That makes you a hypocrite.

Exactly. So go sell off at least 80% of what you own and give it to charity. I’ll wait.

I can’t help but wonder if this piece would have seen the light of day if Beyonce were the victim rather than Alanis Morissette.

Everything you own could’ve gone to charity but didn’t.

Yeah but as a rich celebrity she’s not entitled to things like privacy and untheft

Don’t you know? Hamilton has donated every single cent he’s ever earned to charity.

You need a new gig, man.

Should we consider the time you thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony because they’re both black?

Agreed.

You think that loss was on Kyle Shanahan? He’s not the one taking 18 sacks and fumbling the football at a key moment in the game.

Yeah, you really showed off your intelligence with that exchange.

Seriously. Knock his ass down a couple times and see how he does.