anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

You are a disgrace not just to Red Sox fans, not just to baseball fans, but to the human race.

Damn I missed that at first.

I tend to use this line any time the word “attempted” is said.

True but not all is lost. I think I might add Manny Muchacho to my vocabulary.

Which one? Because if it was Hunter or Ben McDonald it should be disregarded

Don’t argue with stupid. It’s never fulfilling

You don’t play sports much, do you? Machado looked legitimately concerned when he caught Pedroia. That isn’t the reaction of someone trying to spike someone. But sure let’s throw something that could end his career. You, sir (I use that term lightly), are a cunt.

“Looks like the shooter’s bullets missed the intended target. If that’s the case, why are there criminal charges?” -Pete Abraham, probably

Counterpoint: Cancer researcher dying of cancer.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

While we’re at it :

As someone who spiked my fair share of deserving fellow middle infielders, I have to agree that Manny may have been trying to break up the DP, but I don’t think there was any attempt to injure at all. There is nothing wrong with breaking up a play, and from the provided quote from Pedroia, it didn’t look like he took…

I’m just here for the Red Sox fan meltdown. It’s more glorious than I ever could’ve hoped. We’ve got:

If you’re going to criticize online, you best come correct.

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

I’m a Starbucks partner. This whole thing is making me laugh. I never once got upset. We ran out. Cool. I changed the sign, promotion over. Yeah, it was busy. Nobody in my store ever got upset. We all thought it was gross, and the cleanup was tough, very sticky. However, it’s nothing to get upset about. I honestly…

Now I kinda want to go to our local Starbucks and order one, having no interest in coffee or this promotion beforehand.

Everyone that had one and posted it to Facebook yesterday (which is really the only reason to order one of these, I’m sure) said it was “meh” at best with quite a few “bleh” reviews as well. It literally exists for people to post pictures on social media.