I’ve seen recipes say “simmer over medium-low heat”, but never quite knew what “medium-low heat” was until I read this take.

Cool-

Russ wishes he was in Oakland.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

honest mistake tbh

Spiciest of takes

That’s bearly amusing.

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

I mean, yes, four years missed is more than one.

Yep. anytime I try to watch one of these on my phone all i get is the Top Left quarter of the video.

The man hits like Babe Ruth.

Maybe some Ivy-assisted computer programmers will help make these damn MLB videos start working at some point during this season.

Trying to find the season where Babe hit .240 and struck out in more than a third of his at-bats.

Counterpoint: bad outfielder makes relatively easy catch look really hard, then botches it.

After the wet fart that was last night, it felt real good. Until Ubaldo tried to put Boston right back in it.

There’s always gotta be a Romo jump shot highlight truther.

i dont want to monday morning point guard this, but is it really a jump shot if your feet barely leave the floor?

why are you mad about this

I’ve been reading Deadspin for about 6-7 years now and I just gotta say Barry, your writing has gotten progressively really fantastic. Glad you’re still cranking stuff like this out.