Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

It’s not 10+ run innings she’s counting. It’s 10+ runs in an appearance that lasted an inning or less. She’s saying that starters in that big of a hole would typically pitch 100+ pitches (and thus more than one inning) no matter what, just to conserve as much of the bullpen as possible.

He was clean-shaven before the game started.

He hit to left center because thats the direction that the wind-that I only wish was as hot your take-is blowing, you wet towel.

what does that matter? only home runs pulled matter? he took the pitch and went with it

goodness I love this team. 162-0 here we go!

Operation Trumbo Bop (1995)

He can also go fuck himself:  

sounded like he knew what he was talking about

STOP TRYING TO MAKE CUB HAPPEN

How in the world does #windancerepeat reference the Red Sox? Shouldn’t be whinedicksrepeat?

It’s what happens when somebody buys into their own sense of self-righteousness and believes that they have the moral high ground; if they simply took it down as ordered, this whole mess could’ve been averted. But no, they had to keep it up, to ‘make a statement’ or some bullshit like that. And I have no doubt in my…

Can “woke” go away now?

You must be new to Deadspin. Posting retarded shit like this is what they do.

This is unbelievably stupid.

What, you need yet another article about how the Cardinals suck? I’m enjoying this palate cleanser.

Two innings more than what you got. The Jays didn’t have many options left either so it would have been anyone’s game.

Then you go with someone else, but there’s no guarantee it would’ve still been tied. It made sense to hold Zach back when we still had good relievers available like Brach and O’Day, even if the latter was a bit of a risk as you mentioned. But once they were used and since Givens had already pitched, it was time for a…

weird Scrantonicity

Was this at the Father and Son game?