Ichiro works out in a mysterious cargo container in Miami...Or as I know it, “Jim Tomsula’s summer home.”

“Illegal stitch in time on the receiving team. Nine yard penalty. Replay the down.”

You don’t seem particularly intelligent

how amazing would it have been if they rolled the ball inbounds and UNC ran away from it to avoid an incidental foul and UK ran away from it hoping it would go out of bounds, and millions of people just watched with bated breath as a ball slowly rolled 90 feet in anticipation of whether or not someone would…

THIS is the article when you chose NOT to call it a dong, huh?

Not sure if serious. Backwards?

“Let’s ask active players what they think!” seems like an odd approach for Deadspin to take to an NFL safety issue on which the league and union seemingly agree.

“The NFL needs to do something about player safety”

Appropriate use of gif.

Rajon Rondo is so poisonous he has his own MSDS.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

“Can you hang around for a few minutes. He’ll be stone dead in a moment.”

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

You are a miserable fucking person, huh

Absolutely, the offense gives us a chance. But I worry that as goes Chris Tillman, so go our chances to compete this year.

Orioles need to either give him Scrooge McDuck money or trade him for a king’s ransom.

I’m an Orioles fan who doesn’t think he could handle him leaving in free agency next year. He’s so good! And Young! And his chin! Punches! Schoop and his handshake thing!

Wow, don’t get carried away with the game winning shot, announcer.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I sometimes wish the NFL had relegation, just to see how low the Browns could really go.