He’s 38 years old? Jesus Christ

Have you seen my kid? You wouldn’t want me to bring him to the game, either!

The only problem is that you are assuming the adult doesn’t have a son or daughter at home who would love to have the ball, and instead are demanding they give it to some rando kid nearby.

I feel like he’s joking, but he’s so far into it now he won’t just cut his losses and leave the table.

Until last night I honestly thought All Takes Matter was the actual name of the show.

Only if it involves the Cardinals

No, snark needed!

Then we’d have to endure the word “thug” thrown around 1,000 times the next day.

Dude averaged 190 at the World Series of Bowling. He’s got my respect, and I hate the Sox.

How many great fights are you going to get considering it’s spur of the moment and the two guys are alone for all of 3 seconds before 50 guys are running at them to break it up?

Well, it’s a baseball phrase.

Extremely unlikely. Not sure what he would accomplish by doing that. Plus, Trumbo and Davis have been known to hit a few home runs in their day.

Ventura has no history at all, right? Idiot.

I can’t believe I got this joke...

It wouldn’t be a Patrick Redford article if it didn’t contain some sort of factual error.

They need to play Reimold more.

Seems like most experts look at the O’s and can only see their weaknesses while glossing over their strengths. Then they look at teams like Boston and Toronto and do the exact opposite.

I’m sure your baseball team is the most morally superior in all of baseball.

Thank you. I’m so tired of fans perpetuating the lazy “Angelos is cheap!” narrative while ignoring the money we just gave Davis and the fact that the O’s are easily top half in the league in payroll.

No need to bring her weight into this.