Has there ever been a Patrick Redford article that did not contain some sort of factual error? It’s amazing.

My God, how did you even survive?

Done. Check is in the mail. Have your first article on my desk by Friday.

Maybe you should write a sports blog.

Yes, how could we possibly understand a sport?

I always amuse myself when I yell “Nice catch, catcher” to a catcher that did not catch the ball.

That’s called catching the ball. It’s what the defense does.

Yeah, they should just have the state seal on a blue background like 35 other state flags.

I’m curious as to what tip Harrison contributed to this article

Wouldn’t that make the record longer?

That’s what makes it fun.

Unless the umpire calls him out on strikes. Then he’ll bitch and start destroying the bullpen phone.

Patriots fans are the worst

I wonder how many won’t get this one either.

Statistically you’re better off going to Curry.

I mean, they made the playoffs one year in a row and talk like they have some great winning tradition.

Cubs fans are already turning into Red Sox fans.

How weak of a schedule do you have to play to be 21-3 and unranked?

Serious question: On the Miller sack/fumble, he pretty clearly contacts the facemask and helmet of Cam. Should that have been called a penalty?

Yes, Timothy Burke has trouble with this sort of thing.