“We’ll give you twice the sardines we gave Jimmy T.”

The couple announced the news to Us Weekly

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

I’ve argued that, actually, Kanye’s a better lyricist than Kendrick Lamar.

You could find out your dad has another family in Green Bay that thinks he is a life long Packers fan.

Amusing that FCA made a video about this but not about Fiat’s efforts in WW2

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Obviously these are skewed toward children of the rich judging by their homes, but did anyone notice how shitty their Christmas trees looked? We might not have gotten swanky toys, but at least our tree was decorated nicely.

I’d argue Krapsnaps made a smart play there. He didn’t have time to get outside of the circle so he couldn’t take a charge, nor did he have time to gather himself and make enough of an effort in front of the rim to contest an average NBA player, let alone LeBron.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Pegged it.

Meanwhile, the quack doctor who spent years trying to discredit and downplay football’s connection to brain trauma is still drawing a paycheck

The sheer smugness of this article. I had to check the byline to see if it was a Hamilton Nolan job.

And he acted in a film. That’s it. A film almost no one saw and the few that did hated. He’s not making Nazi propaganda films or anything. It’s insane to beat him up about it.

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

You officially have the most stars I've ever seen on a post on any Gawker network site. Well done.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."