That's the best goal I've seen.

While dicking around at my sons b-ball practice, I just realized that I can still dunk...but only cause the rims are at 9' for the little kids😂💩

This is the officials fault...that nonsense is clearly unsportsmanlike, easy card...just send him off?!?!

Hillary won’t help...she will appoint Judges as bloodthirsty as she was in the 90's...no way she's going out like Dukakis:-(

Judging by the comments, the gentlemen of deadspin are not ready to make inroads to understand their female significant others in a meaningful way... Also, this review needs more dick jokes.

Eligible for release in twenty years is the best you could hope for for any crime outside of 1st degree murder...wtf are you going on about?

We fought a bloody war with you Limeys just so we wouldn't ever need to que up to vote! (We get in line and vote!!!)

Yes. It’s not ok to fight facism. You are only allowed to write letters (as long as they aren’t worded too sternly). Donald trump is in fact...not in our imagination, but on the record, threatened violence to his opponents as well as alluded to ending civil rights for untold masses. I wouldn’t bat an eye to find out…

Way to sweet for HamNo. Soon hulk hogan will own all of hamno's oatmeals, and will only give them back if he is allowed to choose the liquid.

The most basic thing to report here, after the participants and score, is probably their respective ranks! Wtf is wrong with you?

Why are you calling this stupid, yet interesting story blurb, “a huge PR nightmare!”? It’s closer to... Nothing:-/

Exactly! The most efficient thing for the robots will be to simply kill all the unpredictable humans...

Basically, because America fucko. You are an obvious engineer, but you must be from a very authoritarian place, or you are severely autistic.

That is literally what you're saying tho:-/

You just have to stand up for yourself...that’s it. It may be hard, and it’s infair...but that’s why you’re there in the first place. Because life isn’t fucking fair...and if you want to seek redress, you have to fucking do it...anything else would be a violation of the other persons rights. And it’s not a “quid pro…

Buck up and deal with your problems?

But the overall facts here can be represented with an average and a median pay disparity...and in both of those numbers are favorable for the sanders campaign. For some reason you are clinging to the literal statistical outliers. But, yeah I don't know if this means he doesn't have any women in leadership positions,…

Well, I don’t see “Bulletnecklace McRazy Pants” on trumps list...so must be kinda like “cheerleader” in the NFL?

This shows that he does though...the average is the most equitable. So maybe “top ten” is an arbitrary measure? Keep parsing shit however you want I guess:-/

The sample size is too small. The overall statistics, the raw numbers seem to bare that out...but whatever fucko.