They are all fucking useless. My wife had to go down for a work trip (gov) and was told she would have to “hunker down till Sunday”! She tried to leave last night, ticket in hand, hours before this bitch ass storm even started, for the short flight to maine...and got stuck in their airport for 16 fucking hours before…

Yeah...but this is a profffesional development league...not peewee.

That’s pretty bad! The Patrice O’neal one was BS tjough...neither one of them wrote any of those stupid frat boy jokes, and Amy rightfully pointed out the rape part of the Houdini, which the other guy didn't seem to be fazed. By:-/

Idk about that... I think humorless bores who don't get jokes are worse:(

If you think the resemblance is strong enough to warrant this post...you must be an absolute mess down there:-(

Yeah, but that’s from the 90's...everything was in neon back then...just like everything was in black and white in the 20's!

But you didn't have anything to do with any of that...you did just wipe out a family with their small child when you got off of that quad lift just now...

The dog park thing was flawed to relate it to kids...sure, you should definitely keep your filthy, fucking, creepy, old man hands off of other people's kids and all...unless one of those kids try's to fuck your kid!!! Then you are free and clear to fuck that little fucker up:-/

Not to mention the woman beating, hotel employee threatening, rapist, or the phony pfucking QB... Fuck all twelve of them, right in the fucking bloody asshole!

Are you counting children, and the elderly? I feel like you are the kind of moron who would do that...

Nah...she's a fucking dimwitted religious lunatic.

This person is a fucking moron. You would never in a million years give this lengthy platform to a non-muslim religious lunatic, who thinks donald trump is a strong “family values” candidate, who is smart enough to “fix our budget problems"! What a steaming pile of hot garbage! Fuck her, and fuck you:-/

Really? The obscure mexican soap opera star, you’re familiar with, but the most famous face in cable news...who’s reported on regularly here, she’s the one you had to google? I bet you’ve started a ton of conversations with the phrase, “I don’t even own a television..derp!”

She doesn't look very Latino, but sure, she is somehow reminiscent on Kelly...

Twins are much more popular in this modern era of fertility treatments...I feel like they had a bet. “You get your balls snipped, I’ll spend $50,000 on fertility treatments, and we’ll just let the two fight it out”...

In his mind, it won't hit the ground because the receivers for the kicking team will run flat out, and catch the ball if the other guy doesn't.

I’m still holding out hope that the old guard of the GOP will do it for me, Bob Dole needs to cut a bitch...

Every one of those slow witted mother fuckers behind him in the stands? Guarantee 90% of that dirty rabble is on public assistance... From their cheap clothes, snack cake physiques, tired ragged faces...and slack jaws, you can just smell the goverment cheese oozing out of those miscreants pores. They are all certain…

Ice cold!!!:-)

Do you know that Hungry turned hoses on black protesters? I know they hate muslim refugees...that’s for dam sure after that camera woman became famous for kicking small children. But I don’t see what insight into the relationship between Hungarian and African culture you bring to the table...you’re just some snarky…