Because most seven foot pro athletes are unintelligible morons... But still, I’ll definitely concede that the op totally sounds blown away by the thought of a smart black guy:-(

It pains me to say it, but her condition is most unfortunate for a radio personality:-( I do appreciate her perspective, but fuck it...it’s a tough listen!

Not to mention...for the purpose of the OP, doesn't matter what a court of law says, court of public opinion on the man seems to be that he did lots of shady shit, and yet,!that doesn't matter even a little bit! Look at Greg hardy! He doesn't have a conviction either (even though he totaly does, and only through some…

Didn't mean to come across so... mean. But I was cringing the way I do when watching a scene in a movie when someone is being incredibly awkward when I was reading that. I'm sure you type fast enough, but the person you were replying to is not serious. So that was a long awnser to a question that nobody asked. Anyway,…

6-10??? What a shitty benchmark...lol:-(

That was a troll dumbass:-/ you spent all that energy writing the ‘war and peace’ of Internet communications... huge face palm:-(

Huh! I guess I was was wrong to doubt that everyone in Alabama was an inbred hick/cousin fucking bridge troll! Live and learn💩

That is so cute! Very few porn consumers give a shit. guys don’t give a fuck about the morals of the chick with the dick in her ass...nor the morals of the hypothetical person attached to that dick...that’s in her ass:-/ this is stupid...nobody cares, this will be forgotten soon. Maybe it was a mistake to make the…

Life is pretty shitty. Most rapists get away clean. Tough shit if, the thought of poor Jameis Winston having to live his life of privilege under the specter of some guy on the Internet believing he’s a rapist, offends your super strong sence of justice:-/

It can’t happen, he was well insulated by the local bubba law enforcement, and the millions he brought into the university. Don't be stupid.

Well he’s a rapist, and millionaire, and millions cheer for him...so I think they would also accept rudeness:-/

How do you think a three way superbowl would work? I don’t think either “New” or “England" really stand a chance against Green Bay on their own...but maybe if they teamed up? Anyway, my money's on the patriots!

Is that you, skip Bayless? I knew it!

You got in more trouble than her because your parents expected more responsible behavior from the 30 year old man! I mean she was just a kid, her sneaking out was to be expected:-/

It’s more than that. If you want to live, you can take suboxin these days...you have to be chasing some dark shit with the heroin. If you are getting high to escape reality, I think that’s what’ll get you...not the chemical dependence.

They need to update their last story about this chronic alcoholic...he obviously had no problems with his cell phone alarm, he was just swimming in a pool of vodka.

This is one of the longest posts I’ve ever seen on deadspin! This thing should be on “long reads”... Sooo boring, and while I guess the player and team fucked up, the real story here is that this huge pro league operates about as professionally as an American, local little league chapter! Holy shit, so long, so…

I know right! Totally hilarious...btw, did you get a load of that fatty, Amy Shumer, looking all fat and nekkid in that calendar shoot! What a pig lol:-)

Idk... Every bus into L.A./Miami from any Podunk town in the country has at least one budding porn starlet who’s parents didn’t have any time for them...dudes with footling dinks who can fuck for six hours straight with a portly fellow holding an led stage light under his nut sack? That guy's the one in a million…

He's literally a dick for hire. That makes him a cheap prostitute, not a powerful media mogul.