You got in more trouble than her because your parents expected more responsible behavior from the 30 year old man! I mean she was just a kid, her sneaking out was to be expected:-/

It’s more than that. If you want to live, you can take suboxin these days...you have to be chasing some dark shit with the heroin. If you are getting high to escape reality, I think that’s what’ll get you...not the chemical dependence.

They need to update their last story about this chronic alcoholic...he obviously had no problems with his cell phone alarm, he was just swimming in a pool of vodka.

This is one of the longest posts I’ve ever seen on deadspin! This thing should be on “long reads”... Sooo boring, and while I guess the player and team fucked up, the real story here is that this huge pro league operates about as professionally as an American, local little league chapter! Holy shit, so long, so…

I know right! Totally hilarious...btw, did you get a load of that fatty, Amy Shumer, looking all fat and nekkid in that calendar shoot! What a pig lol:-)

Idk... Every bus into L.A./Miami from any Podunk town in the country has at least one budding porn starlet who’s parents didn’t have any time for them...dudes with footling dinks who can fuck for six hours straight with a portly fellow holding an led stage light under his nut sack? That guy's the one in a million…

He's literally a dick for hire. That makes him a cheap prostitute, not a powerful media mogul.

You are absolutely rambling...that comment was complete nonsense! I believe her...because I do. Enough with your batshit crazy armchair psychology:-/

You sound soooo stupid right now... Pleading innocent is not perjury. You sound like you watched an episode of law and order:SVU, but with the sound off, and you may have passed out drunk by the time they got to the courtroom:-(

You sound sad:-( also stupid, some kind of weird MRA. Act however the fuck you want, don’t spend so much time worrying about “what white women think”! It's probably you that's the problem.

Don't be an asshole. Anyone can be a feminist...except rapists.

What does that even mean? He may be, but not what's been written so far...you seem to have a problem with what sounds like valid criticism.

If you were grazed in the head, or angled to not hit the brain, just means your lucky...lots of people shot in the head live. Not most, but we shoot so many people in the head around here, that leaves lots of lucky ones:-(

Around the world and for all ages...with a few things made simpler for the tiny kids. Also, they let the fucking officials interpret the rules with common sense application of their judgments!

There was one defender down field...and gronkowski was standing right next to him. Had that play turned out, #87 would have put the safety in a fucking body bag. I'd put the cornerbacks chances at making the initial tackle at 50/50.

Yeah...not a chance that gronkowski would have fucking buried him. That was the home run shot, refs bungled that unfathomably bad. Buffalo is terrible btw.

Yuck... Your profile picture looks like it could go next to the phrase, “peeping Tom" in an onomonpia dictionary:-(

Just like this kid!

Liar? No. Money grubbing? That’s a non sequitur...everyone wants as much as possible! But fuck this kid and his family if they think they deserve more than $500,000 or so as a college trust fund...any additional, punitive judgment should be used as a general education fund for science and engineering…

Fuck you...that kid deserves a college trust fund at most! Any punitive damages should be earmarked for education in the community.