If it was aluminum, it probably wasn't very hot anymore. Old women tend to have very thin skin. Just cooking a lot does tent to desensitize you to burns. I'm a chef, and after a few months I can touch boiling water, hot handles...whatever. I'm only mid thirties now, not old. But I was pretty toughened up by my early…

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The facts...you obtuse, obstinate, pig headed fuck face...are in! Greg Hardy is a fucking subhuman monster. This is known! He doesn't even bother with a smokescreen, he embraces it, why can't you???

They do that to literally every single player...are you being sarcastic, or just stupid?

You mean as opposed to a violent member of an organized crime syndicate? Ok... Can't do it, they are very different people.

Well, it’s not like he stuck the ball part up his fiancé’s ass, relying on the wide base to keep it from becoming irreparably lodged in her large intestine, right? ...right?!?!

It is hilarious that this measured and thoughtful addendum had on single “like”, but the reactionary “top comment” had 25 going on 1,000,000 “likes”:-(

To be fair, so many kids play football. If the death rate for soccer was the same, and they banned it, you would be on to something... But if it was something like, rock climbing or race car driving? Well, that would mean that the mortality rate was actually like a thousand times greater than football!

Just go to the bookstore and read it there...it's got 50 pages of pictures, shouldn't take much more than an hour to skim!

But if you needed to reach across the counter, into his personal space...they were right next to him! The problem seems to be that he cultivated an environment where they couldn't even form the words.

Please highlight these! They are either lost, or trolling you.

She could have alternately captioned this, “look to left side of Jennifer’s hair...some of that is actually mine!”

Of course they're fucking crazy! The whole god dam thing is a giant crazy cult!! It's completly bonkers, they are all nuts...what aren't you comprehending???

Thatz not what happened:-/ the man and the dog were flushing the quarry out of the tall grass...don't come to gawker for hunting tips!

Hearing protection is very advisable for use with a shotgun...you nitwit. The bird was flushed out of the brush, not released from a cage. Fuck Mike hucabee, but a bunch of keyboard warriors from nyc talking down about hunting technique is pretty rich:-/

All this article achieved is you are conducting a circle jerk for a large portion of the audience, and the other readers will know that the wild bird was flushed by the man and the dog... not released by the man or the dog:-( I don’t bird hunt either, but you come off like an effete taint licker who thinks only fly…

Won what? They were just play fighting. Nobody actually followed through.

I know I sound like a troll, but I really do love soccer, I have all my life...but I’m a goalkeeper who also played ice hockey and American football. The “simulation” and slimey, shit teammate, euro trash like Christian Renaldo just ruin the game for me. I still love the game...still watch English and Spanish top…

I get that. But it is beyond shameful, and has no place in sport. In this case, I think it is absurd that the play wasn't killed by the ref, or played out by his teammates. Either they assumed he was faking, or they are even more shameful than a faker!

It was dangerous from the start. That's indisputable. The assumption is head injury...he needs medical attention. His own players are tripping over him! I think soccer players are deceitful pussys, but that was not a sporting situation.