You say girlie, I say vapid and weak... Potato potahto💩

Why are they at the game?

If one single still frame of the three hour game, where half the section of Arizona state Greeks (that’s insufferable stupid squared:-) was actively taking a selfie at that exact moment... That works out to 14 billion social media posts over nine innings:-(

You turn to a doctor silly! How could the police possibly help YOU in that scenario? Police are an institution to hold up the status quo, not bodyguards or personal retribution “punishers”... As a member of society I say, “thank xenu for the police!” As an individual I say, “fuck the police!”

Wow! That's a pretty sick burn! What a pansy...running away up north (to rebuild his dream team back into national champions)...they showed him!

His asshole.

Black caulk at that... (It's bigger, so you can take care of the whole job with just one)

Don’t you want a preview of this years superbowl? Everyone watched the super bowl! The entire rest of the afc is mediocre->garbage... Tom’s gonna need to get the next ring sized for his thumb 🔩u:-)

Good point! If the pats weren't also such a terrific cold weather team, with a well rounded running game, he would likely be up to 430 or so! If not for a season long injury, he'd be closing in on 500... It must be awful having to watch the jets...I'm genuinely sorry for you:-(

They probably say the same thing to them that they say to me...nothing. Unless the casting call is for a chubby chick, in which case they must say, “perfect! Don’t change a thing...fatty.”

You're being a bitch... Just knock it off. Like you said, it doesn't matter:-(

That's because, unlike the Florida fishery...the New England one is actually important.

Do you work with mentally challenged children? As coworkers I mean. I am a regular man as far as I can tell, and the convo you described is making me cringe:-(

Let someone else deal with that shit!

Just skip the donkey sauce:-(

That's your take? She's fucking her dead fathers doppelgänger, and you ramble about not needing to marry a famous person? Dude, it looks like she's married to one of the most famous musicians of all time! Unfortunately that famous musician is her DEAD FATHER!!!

Oh yeah...I'm sure she's fine...she's FINE! She's FINE GUYS!!!!

Pigskin poppers...is actually not a terrible idea:-/ fresh made Mexican pork rinds, somehow incorporate some pork belly, something spicy, and either cheese or sour cream or cremé fraíche?

Throw in a tin of hair cream, and you've just poached the recipe for his world famous donkey sauce!

This comment is absolute crâp:-(