That was not a thoughtful response. Some people believe putting infants in a sack to drown in a river is wrong!!! These people should just not kill babies, but leave the rest of us to kill babies!!! I am prochoice, until the fetus has developed into a viable life removed from the woman. This goalpost will move as…

I did that as a kid. I was the goalie, and never ever was allowed to play up front... We were up like 6-0, they let me play on the right wing, I chased down a similar ball, but hit it hard with a slice of the outside of my right foot. This obviously made me lose my feet and roll tumbling on the turf... But the ball…

I haven't heard this. I have heard grumblings about them getting spwcial treatment, and a softer road to graduation. Is that a lie? Either way, fox is only known for saying stupid shit.

Your not too old to pull off that hairstyle.... but, you are too ugly:-(

You mean, somewhere out there, a poor female bot is having her screen smacked around by her programmer husband? There’s no fucking “millions” of woman using Ashley fucking Madison! You fucking wanker;-)

What a stupid, convoluted hypothetical;-) aren’t you just the cutest! Domestic violence is a serious thing, I don’t think “hackers make people kill their spouses”:-/

Really? So never in history has management ever maybe hinted subtlety (with 2x4s and bullets and pink slips and blackballings...ect, ect.) that a union wouldn't be an offer that they couldn't refuse:-/

+Charley!!! I love that she kept them all straight! It was the best thing I've ever read on deadspin.

This is magnificent... It’s like Bill Buraski had Rom Romberts ghost write it for him!

Unrealistic, at least in our time... but very interesting idea.

So it's just a coinkidink that the average nba player is a foot taller than the average person?

What if they are gay, but married to a woman, and the other man is a porn star... And the cheaters brother was a cabinet member, say treasury secretary???

He was... So now you know how wrong you are:-)

Absolutly... Thank you for saving me the time to type the exact sentiments!!!

Sorry to be bitchy and snotty... Kinja is kind of infectious 😕

Do you know what a “vertabrate” is?

Just because I don't like women like you, doesn't mean I'm a misogynist. Actually, I may like you just fine, but in this particular communication... You sound like a cunt.

ewwww:-( U gross.

Once again, fuck you. You smarmy cocksucker. I hope you talk about people's kids irl... Good luck with that.

Don’t bother. You’re arguing with “comic book guy” from the Simpsons:-(