There is no morality, only cultural norms. Eating crab is normal in seaside communities, that may change someday, but for the next couple decades (likely your entire life...) you will be considered an annoying asshole:-/

Maine shrimp are “popcorn shrimp”, they are unique and only good in certain applications... but when they are right, they are fucking right!!!

Blue crabs are the shittiest crab sold commercially! You can get a 16oz can for less than the price of 40z of sweeter white fleshed crab of other varieties:-(

No, more like 8===|[)

Get over yourself anonymous, faceless, totally not fat and for sure people want to hear about your sexy time stories:-(

Just checking in with you...

Either no one explained it to him in an intelligent way. Or he cheated since kindergarten:-/

This is fine. You are a sad homer. You know who else displayed great athletic ability (besides your mental gymnastics to make this seem like a bad call)? The DB! He disrupted the play just enough to make Dez lose control of the ball, and you owe him some credit.

What a stupid comparison. It was a big deal for a minority subset, the network for that minority subset had a decent showing (for cable.). This is dumb, you are dumb. Deadspin needs to put english language replays (when available) in its fucking English language coverage of football!

San Francisco?!?! Even at 3 million a year, he'll still probably have to live in his car:-(

Why the fuck are you even reading the comments if they bother you so much? Some comments are stupid, some are funny, some insightful... A few are all three at the same time! Your last one was just boring.

He was just trying to fit in with the locals, wearing ripped thrift store shorts, mismatched flip flops, and a donated surplus Seattle Seahawks 2015 Super Bowl champions t-shirt:-(

Like Whitlock?

When they say that, they are protesting the fact that they are being slaughtered at a higher rate by an indifferent institution. They are protesting this measurable injustice! Now sas and that spineless politician are trying to invalidate their very real concerns with a red herring.

Fuckin Butters!

The married kind:-(

Wow! You sound super tough, did you used to be a hockey player?

Not if they’re a potato. Idk this girls situation, and itade me so sad to hear about her mothers struggle, but some people are so disabled, they really aren’t even there anymore... if they ever were:-(

Hedging his bluff?

But the state did pay... Now they want their $$$ back from his dead beat ass. Kid’s not getting that money at 23 yrs old! It goes back to the states children's services department.