Oh, the crusty old fisherman/captain? I was thinking of a scene from “M*A*S*H” (TV series, not the movie), when a different crusty old man sings the same song.

Colonel Potter! I hope that makes me Klinger!

Here here! I wasn't going to have one tonite... But in your honor, I just cracked a 24ounce tall boy, and I'll even pour a small measure of bullet bourbon (sip...glug glug glug)cheers:-)

Dude! This is out of hand, and I'm glad you recognize that the joke is long dead, buried, and dug up to be beaten with a stick... I totally got it at first, I was only attempting to gently, jokingly bust your balls for your wording. I also agree with you as to the silliness of this sheltered little girl and her…

We need an image of a REALLLLLY fat person on a surfboard...to see if it approximates the turtle:-)

I mean, I get that you were trying to turn it around on them... But that specifically refers to the book burning, not the book burning people burning:-(

That’s not remotely true. I know it seems like you are all illiterate, unwashed fools... But I happen to know for a fact, that some of you went to college (usually Devry)

I think you missed the point of Fahrenheit 451*...

Swine flu!

Shit infested shantytown. Your literally leaking out into the ocean like an old drunk passed out in a bathtub, who then evacuates his watery stool into the already filthy water... How’s all that shining W.C. Infastructure? Are you the shining city on the hill yet? Anyone with “butthurt” has likely been drinking your…

Because of relativity:-/

Holidays are for children... In that one aspect of your valid complaint, you sound like a whiny entitled brat. You worked Christmas so someone else could open gifts with his or her children... Ya crybabiy.

You did do it wrong... That’s not how you effectively negotiate a higher salary, argue your case...then tattle:-/

Well... Maybe not you:-(

U r rite! No won shuld b abl to get moar then won job! Especially not a minimum wage one...

Use your head... I’m talking about you idiots having a skewed perspective because you are using your concept of adult male as your frame of reference...ya dummy!

Well, aren’t you “fancy”!

The guy following is likely slowing down due to the horrific crash he just witnessed... I think you are misjudging the length of the lines. I wouldn't think traffic would continue at 80mph approaching a wreck. Maybe?

I don’t like basketball. I only came here for the D...

Joking isn't trolling. For fucks sake, the original comment was that this violates, rather than would violate something that hadn't happened yet.