true... But I will sheepishly admit to liking cinnamon bitters in neat bourbon or orange bitters in an old fashioned.

I would add a large cheap bottle of each staple (Evan Williams= bourbon, Gordon's for gin & vodka, Cruzan for rum, Souza silver for tequila) this is helpful if some of your guests are "that drunk guy" or if you need to mix drinks for people you actually don't like;-) it's also great for the people who want vodka/gin &…

that might not be irrelevant, that was butlers job before this years training camp... And it might be Pete carols job soon.

got dam! A lot of people like to crack about the lads intelligence, but that dude knows how to have a good time! And unlike some of the other frat bro types (coughsRothlesburgercough!) he seems to have no trouble obtaining consent...

portland me represent on deadspin:-)

"bend over and spread 'em 6" was ok, by the time they got to 7 it was just derivative...

Pete carol dropped a much steamier pile with the last Seattle offensive play

sorry to hear about you not being let back into the stadium for the nfc championship game... It's a shame the Hawks had to go into ot with only 11 men:-/

they lost by four... Dumdum.

I just spent the last two hours reading the linked article and every link therein... Great stuff!

that wasn't supposed to go in the net in a million years! If they wasted a cameraman trying to get the one in a million shot going in the goal, then the rest of the coverage would be that much shittier!

exactly!!! That! He said "girlfriend ", not "wife"... Who gives a shit what some random lady thinks of him a few months from now?

maybe you are horrible at your job... You jealous, sniveling bitch.

Hey! Slow down there Chip (onyourshoulder)... Most of us would be disiplined for touching our genitals in front of over 100 million customers of the company!

bullshit! Don't pretend that was a typo, when it was clearly a brain fart... You actually calculated 1/2 the distance to the goal in the first scenario, and the full fifteen yard penalty for the latter!

I don't think you know what "primary" means.

the takeaway here is that your tv is very old, and needs to be replaced by a slimmer model!

he's ARod!!! Hilarious!

don't be stupid. Most people from that era are dead. Hungry is absolutly irrelevant!!! (And my last name is Fazekas!)

but you guys are disseminating it further. That's a little strange. A lot of the objections seem to be over the initial act, not the subsequent Internet traffic between frat bro douches.