I can’t believe nobody has posted Song 2 by Blur. Perfect for inappropriate hoonage!

The Escort stings more when you’re comparing apples to apples

Anal Conquest

Wow, that’s crazy how I’ve never seen that before.

Check out the lifted Taurus X/Flex/Freestyle mashup Ford was using as a test mule for the “New” Explorer.

You realize, you already covered the Ford 500, AKA Freestyle sedan.

Growing up, I never saw anything wrong with PePe, but as an adult who is just now watching these again with my kids, Holy Crap. WTF was wrong with us? That sexual predator, posing as a cartoon character, has been normalizing sexual assault for over 3 generations now.

Well, what else will she do in that great scary wilderness?

Don’t forget, under the skin, this Mustang still has its roots in the old Lincoln LS/Jaguar S-type.

That’s true, but it’s FWD based. It’s also dead car walking, so the point is moot.

These share platforms with the Escorts of that era. A little bit of smoothing and the doors from the 2dr escorts would prob fit.

The listing is in Central Falls. Anyone who is from this area stops asking any and all questions as soon as they see that little tidbit.

Now that Ford has decided its entire car lineup, less the Mustang, needs to go away, how long until a 4 door mustang drops? Anyone?

Those vids are awesome, but they need a matching synthesized 70's soundtrack that screams, “THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!”

This shouldn’t be surprising. Battery state of charge measurements depend on a number of factors, one of which being rate of discharge. If the car is being operated on a manner outside of it’s engineered design, the system’s ability to safeguard the battery from excessive discharge can’t be relied upon.

Can this get COTD?

For all the people who insist they’d rather be thrown clear of a crash than wear their seatbelt.

So, congrats Ford, you’ve turned a legendary performance Marque in to a C-Max.