USA! USA! You think I’ll have enough time to get away if I light this while Im holding it? I’ll put it down right away....

I’ve seen whats been done here

Alot of hot Coach Q Takes on here right before another even year auto-cup...

Look up referee deaths by sport, you’ll understand. It’s beyond a different culture, borders on different species with how meaningless a player or refs life is on any level of soccer in some places

By making Mexico pay for it. Duh, sir.

Deadspin commenters googling if jfk was a fan of the Cubs or cardinals and coming up empty...

Yea but I think the argument was specifically taking into account how much money for how many years he was still owed by the reds, to not be terrible. Not whether he should still try and pick up a bat for a weekly paycheck. Context

Don’t tell me how it ends. I’m busy and planning on watching it later around 8.

Except that they’re unbearable trash up to just a season before they win and immediately trash for a decade the season after. Baseball is a long season of entertainment, I think MOST fans (not you cubs) would take 20 years of competitiveness vs. 2 world series and 18 years of not worth turning on (angels, braves,…

Please tell me, FakeTan McRacooneyes there on the right, headed out to his front row seats that night with a plan to HOF troll the 1%, knowing full well he’d definitely be on TV. That can’t be his everyday look, right?....

Is it 26 losses now or 27? Nevermind, I’ll just be sure to verify by skimming deadspins homepage later tonight.

Sounds like laborious work.

Better to have loved and lost.... Again. The Cardinals lost again. That’s what we’re trying to say here.

*Am I WRIGHT

‘Murricah. I’ll employ my commenting freedoms however I like, thanks. Check your team namesake for reference. By American standards, finishing last makes you a loser. This designation is only further supported by your movement’s leader being shown the door for movement in the wrong direction: fact. I also stated every…

So many picks, so few top 50 players to shoot and dribble a basketball... It’s the NBA, everyone has their million dollar every facility, you’re not kentucky. Whole lot of hope, prediction, and speculation, 3 years deep on lottery picks and just recently hitting rock bottom. Dude I don’t give a shit tbh, I barely…

Sick burn working in a dead 21 year old = ‘worthless’ equivalency btw

LEAGUE’S WORST TEAM PICKS FIRST. I somehow fail to see how this changes anyone’s mind... no argument centered around “but the ping pong balls, there’s just no guarantee!” They can have #1, they’ve done shit with it before. They have no core, no leadership, there’s no Shaq in this draft. They’re just developing guys…

Oh, THAT Len Bias. Thanks 30 for 30

Labeling YOURSELF ‘best fans in sport x’ comparable to a 4th of July fireworks show on your rooftop in raqqa.