Update: Tony Romo was also injured on the play.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

Results may vary.

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

They should retire that number.

The only thing that needs adding to that list is the Lions making the Super Bowl.

And Leo DiCaprio won an Oscar. We’re fucked.

The irony of racist people calling out racism.

A more reasonable explanation than we can ever expect for the man-bun.

Aren’t these technically idiots on the field?

The only thing that I don’t agree about with this is when the student being interviewed said that the white students don’t support us. Way to make a broad, over reaching statement right there. One action does not speak for an entire group. It would be the same as someone saying I was attacked by a black student and so…

Glad to see the MAC schools have gotten better at handling student protests over the years.

What if they were to incentive the the kicking team by making a kick that goes out of the endzone “touchback” to the 15 or kicking it through the uprights would “touchback” to the 10 while also maintaining a return team kneel placing the ball at the 25? This would incentivize both teams to produce a touchback, while…

Well rested

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

I don’t know, people keep telling me to find guys that are asleep?

But what about yellow ribbon bumper stickers?

When there’s no more room left in hell, the dead will play for the Cleveland Browns.

I don’t want to know how many Americans found this on accident by Googling “Kaepernick Lynch.”

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.