If Jeter were dissolved in a solution, most Marlins fans would solute.

When I asked my wife to marry me I said, “will you be one of my most important assets?” Who could resist such romance?

I’ve seen the way Rich Rod has run his football programs. There’s absolutely no way he knows how to control anything

This is literally a synopsis of Modern America...

The REAL trick is to be unnecessarily honest about some relatively minor past lies so they won’t suspect that you’re capable of the really big lies you’re feeding them.

To their credit, Jones’s management has been clean ever since.

“My dick’s so big I HAD to take steroids...and cocaine...And run after my car crashed into that pregnant lady. I truly am a man trying to overcome insurmountable dick odds.”

You may have heard that this week’s edition of Monday Night Raw featured the longest match in WWE history, a seven-man gauntlet match that lasted roughly two hours and took up the first two-thirds of the show.

You...you DO know that this issue has been extensively studied in peer reviewed journals, right? Like, science-y folk have already proven that POC are treated differently by medical professionals. Your story about your gramps is sad and worthy of being told, but you framed it with the equivalent of, “Why are y’all…

Your anecdotal evidence notwithstanding, just because doctors also occasionally kill white people by being overconfident that doesn’t change the fact that black women are definitely-and to a statistically relevant degree-dying from getting lesser care than white women when giving birth no matter what advantages they…

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.