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How many months in jail do you get for breaking kayfabe?

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money”

So...work-shoot, right? UFC orchestrates/suggests the whole thing to drum up badly needed publicity when in NYC and going up against Wrestlemania weekend, but McGregor & crew get carried away and get people legit hurt. Makes the most sense to me.

Birdshit of a feather:

I do wine sales in Augusta during Masters Week, and I really hope this guy shows up so I can tell him how poorly his wine sells.

Flawed Logic

I think this is some of the best hype (and stupidest) I’ve ever seen in MMA. It’s trashy, but the fighters are still skilled in the ring and the drama is entertaining.

Keep it up guys =) Just don’t beat women or touch kids and we’re cool.

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

“with flawed logic about things”

I’m sorry, but the first thing they teach you in Journalism 101 is that you report the news with no bias or favor. If an editor or owner hands you a pre-written script they intent to embed into a newscast containing their personal political views, there are only two credible options for a professional journalist:

I’m astounded that there is neither a current or former Detroit area station on that list your provided. Not complaining, of course. Fuck Sinclair with whatever one needs into whichever orifice necessary to make it deeply uncomfortable and horrifying.

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