I love how everyone in the 1800s were so sick and unhealthy all the time that they didn't even notice they were poisoned. Old timey medicine is fun

That’s actually something I’d never considered. I just developed a little more compassion for the fish-holders of Tinder. 

But they have all pictures of fish-holding. All of them.

What’s the deal with all these podcast? I notice whenever I try to do a Seinfeld impersonation it breaks down into Don Knotts. Do the cool kids still know who Don Knotts is or am I outing myself as an out of touch old fart in his thirties? I remember we used to have a VHS copy of The Incredible Mr. Limpet and I…

I mean sure but you may mess up the felt. 

I mean sure but you may mess up the felt. 

Sounds like it was confusion and the attackers were yelling “This is Magat’s County”

Wait, it’s been “Jussie” and not “Jessie” the entire time? I’ve just been Berenstain’d!

Of course, it didn’t take long for conservatives to make up all kinds of conspiracy malarkey to explain this. Some of the top ones:

The Nigerians I’ve spoken to on the phone always seemed very trustworthy

The writing on this show just sucks. This would never happen in real life.

Can life stop imitating DeviantArt for two goddamned seconds?

I was told there would be no math.

About $10,000.  

They’re actually the Governor of Illinois, now.

Well, colour me both surprised AND confused as fuck.

The Batplane would have come in handy at Dunkirk.

Best comic book idea of the day. I’d love the Council of Jokers to have a winner take all battle against the Councils of Reeds, Wells and Ricks.

That IS a good deal - especially since the connectors are stainless and not plastic. Water pressure is not something to mess around with. My first bidet attachment “popped” the plastic feeder hoses. The sound of running water in the house when the dishwasher and washer are NOT running and you’re in the living room…

That IS a good deal - especially since the connectors are stainless and not plastic. Water pressure is not something…

Speaking of grays, I’m kinda new here and have several comments grayed out (for no discernable reason I can tell) while others are posted. Do you know if there’s a way to get more consistently un-grayed?